it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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