I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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