Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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