dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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