Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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