Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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