You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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