worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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