I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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