I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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