I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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