I must be too annoying 4 u.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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