After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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