i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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