Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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