he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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