did you get engaged???
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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