Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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