But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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