high people should be assigned attendants
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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