used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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