I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dignity is for republicans.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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