your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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