i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Terrible idea I love it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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