Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I came so hard my ears popped.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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