This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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