I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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