I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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