After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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