If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
this will be a night to untag.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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