just come out here and I will go home with you...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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