discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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