38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
be right there i have to get my cape
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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