stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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