i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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