i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize