im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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