I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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