Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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