So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
