Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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