god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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