Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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