Where are you?
In a non slutty way
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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