areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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