I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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