i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just want nice things and good sex
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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