No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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