Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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