I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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