I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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