Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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