Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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