just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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