Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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