As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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