He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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